"Franz Kafka Airport" is one of my favorite Onion bits
I don’t know which I find funnier “fuck shit up” or “faire smashy smashy”
TO DO SMASHY SMASH
me as a detective: did you kill this man? …asking for a friend
does *nothing* impress you, jojo?
In Spanish, when you want to encourage someone not don’t give up, you tell that person: “Lechuga” which is the short pronunciation of “never give up” in Spanish.
This is truly meaningful and gorgeous.